Top 3 Worst Topics for a First Date
Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we list the worst topics to bring up on a first date.
Broached subjects: burn my Kindle when I die, BookTok, crazy enneagram girls, CHIPS WITHOUT DIP?!?, "the divorce," Tonks and her flesh prison, promotional human teeth, the pointlessness of sports, proper vacuuming time length, Do I Like You or Do I Like Me?, don't let Marian know you have vices, don't let Mara know you like her, don't let Cara know you're insecure, Are We Brats?
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